1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"white orb approached." My notebook was the closest. Strangely enough it's a true story.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.

Bah! The cat's tail. Ew...

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Becker. It was the only thing on, I swear.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is?

8?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

7:38. Weird.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

System of a Down-wait, Snuff now. Parents calling to me about something.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

*Shrugs* Who keeps track of when they go outside? I know this is the internet, but come on.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

MSN window, word document called "Division". Dramatic story of sorts.

9. What are you wearing?

T-shirt, jeans, no shoes. Wow. Maybe I should've gone with that joke answer I was thinking of...

10. Did you dream last night?

I dreamt that I was throwing up into a toilet. Should I be concerned about that?

11. When did you last laugh?

Few minutes ago. Hee, hee...

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Bookshelves with books in them. Ooh! A painting!

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Steo was acting more confident. That was weird but good.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Interesting one. Different than most

15. What is the last film you saw?

I don't know. Does that weird French thingy count?

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A fridge to hold all the bodies I'd have needed to kill in order to gain such wealth so quickly.

17. Tell me something that I don't know:

You wouldn't like to hear it

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Make it a triangle. Circles are so square.

19. Do you like to dance?

Never. Just that one time and there were reasons.

20. George Bush: Is talked about too much.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:

Rachel/Sarah/Emma. Wow, an actually serious answer

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:

Sue. Johnny Cash knows why.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

The South Pole

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

I know what I want him NOT to say. "We're out of nachos."